![]() ![]() Jonny: Yes!!! Peeling out on his head was mesmerizing. However, the best novelty death (in any movie I’ve ever seen) is when Stallone chases down the fisherman, runs him over, and peels out on his head, kicking up waves of bloody water! Also, the hospital has “Euthanasia Day,” where they wheel out human vegetables and the terminally ill, setting them up in the middle of the road for eventual slaughter. Mike: Had I been in the race, I probably would have wanted to go out of my way to run over, impale, and mangle as many disabled folks as possible. Jonny: Oddly, I checked and Matt Cale was only three-years-old when Death Race came out. Mike: If I remember correctly, you get 100 points for “feebs,” or disabled people. So, like, you get 10 points for a man, 20 for a woman, 40 for a baby, and 70 whopping points for an elderly person! Yes, Stallone murdering strangers rules, but not as much as when Stallone puts it in reverse and kills him own mechanics… for 40 points!! Oh yeah, so like in the Death Race 2000, points are awarded based on who you kill. So, you really wanna do a joint review? I mean, there’s not much to review except just talking mad shit about it and how over-the-top cool as fuck it was…. Mike: Dude!!!!!!!! The part where they are all bringing their cars up to post before the race and Stallone pulls up and curses the crowd, calling them lousy sons of bitches! He stands up, pulls a machine gun from the back seat, and opens fire on the fucking crowd!!! It’s rad. Jonny: Let’s review this shit, OK? Ready? Jonny and Mike von Hobart watched a movie together… Written by Ib “Nose Pain” Melchior, Robert “Rolled Up Dollar Bill” Thom and Charles B.
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